12.20.2005

life's little mysteries

This morning I found a cat turd in my dresser drawer. It's the middle drawer--third from the top and third from the bottom. It has pants in it. I'm not a filthy pig. I simply cannot explain this.

Any ideas?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

ask your mother.

J-ratt said...

Cat-apult.

Anonymous said...

Your cat is a cross-dresser with continence problems.