confession

My eye has been somewhat swollen for the last two days, and I'm secretly hoping there's a hair or eyelash or something buried in there, waiting to make a dramatic exit. Have you ever pulled a hair out from behind your eyeball? If not, you haven't lived. If so, you smell what I'm stepping in, and you know you like it. You just have better judgment and wouldn't go announcing it to all of the world wide web. And I can respect that.