unsolicited opinions

1. Johnny Cash is The Man, and I will forever be sad that he's gone.

2. Women should avoid wearing white shoes (excluding the athletic variety) at all costs. I'm sorry, but they're terrible. There, I said it.

3. The Cavendish banana, the variety you and I know and love, could be extinct in 10 years, and I am not prepared to live without it. (I know snopes says it isn't true, but I heard it on NPR, so it must be.)