How about those people who, after a snowstorm, dig out their car, shovel out their driveway, clear a path to their front door--but don't bother with the sidewalk? Love that. Awesome. Thanks. I bet they don't recycle, either, those asshats.
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And their kids usually run around throwing snowballs at you while you try to shovel your walk. Asshats, indeed.
The very worst? The people that not only don't shovel their sidewalk, they also park their car half-way in their driveway so they don't get stuck. Then you've got to walk out in the street to get around the stupid car. Fortunately, a lot of cars have antennas that are good for swinging from as you step out in the street....
My car doors often freeze themselves shut. Once I thought I would be clever and pour hot water over the door so that I could get in. It worked. I drove until I had to go to the bathroom but could not get out because the door had frozen shut with me inside. ANYWAY Lauren, you could pour a glass of water of their car door at night. It'll freeze shut. That'll show 'em. I gotta remember that one for myself.
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And their kids usually run around throwing snowballs at you while you try to shovel your walk. Asshats, indeed.
The very worst? The people that not only don't shovel their sidewalk, they also park their car half-way in their driveway so they don't get stuck. Then you've got to walk out in the street to get around the stupid car. Fortunately, a lot of cars have antennas that are good for swinging from as you step out in the street....
sometimes I spill my bucket of water RIGHT next to thier car, and then it ices over and makes it VERY treacherous in the morning.
Whoa, easy there, spiller.
Asshats is right. I have friend who still has metal pins in her leg from falling on an unshovelled sidewalk.
My car doors often freeze themselves shut. Once I thought I would be clever and pour hot water over the door so that I could get in. It worked. I drove until I had to go to the bathroom but could not get out because the door had frozen shut with me inside. ANYWAY Lauren, you could pour a glass of water of their car door at night. It'll freeze shut. That'll show 'em. I gotta remember that one for myself.
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