highlights of my day

1. Lunch conversation that brought to mind Eddie Murphy's classic, “Boogie in Your Butt.” Take a hot cup of Brim, fill it to the rim, and put it in your butt. To the beat. Two sugars, not too sweet.

2. Shoving the little kids aside so I could run through their sprinkler.

3. The splat of a juicy rotten tomato, thrown by one coworker, as it slapped my arm and splattered all over another coworker.

4. Okra flowers.

5. Put a moat in your butt. Put a mink coat in your butt. Put everything in your butt. Start to sing about your butt. Feels real good, when you sing about your butt.

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